Garrulous Grandma!

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It's Thanksgiving at Grandma's house And Grandma's got a tale! "...so back in NINETEEN-FIFTY-TWO, Your great-aunt fell off a pail!"

She's told it once. She's told it twice. She's TELLING it AGAIN! The turkey's cold, the mashed are firm, She started this when WE WERE TEN!

GARRULOUS! GAR-uh-lus! She talks and talks and TALKS! GARRULOUS! GAR-uh-lus! Even her hello's a long long walk!

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"And THEN your uncle bought a goat, Did I ever tell you that?" "Yes, Grandma." "Anyway, the goat..." And off she goes, chitter-chat!

The kid slides down beneath the chair, Grabs a roll, makes a sneaky exit. But Grandma doesn't even notice, Story Eleven's at the climax!

GARRULOUS! GAR-uh-lus! She talks and talks and TALKS! GARRULOUS! GAR-uh-lus! Even her hello's a long long walk!

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She's just GOT a lot of WORDS, A WHOLE WHOLE LOT of them stored! Garrulous means GOTTA-TALK, Her stories are a flowing horde!

"So ANYWAY, where was I?"

(Oh no.)

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(Love you, Grandma.)

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