Ubiquitous Boogers!

SQUELCH!

What's up in your nose? What's gooey and green? It's MUCUS! It's BOOGERS! The grossest you've seen!

Boogers HIDE all over your body — oh no no! They're in your throat, your lungs, your tummy below! They're EVERYWHERE — and there's a name for that, listen up —

Ubiquitous boogers! Ubiquitous goo! Yoo-BIK-wih-tus means EVERYWHERE — who knew? Ubiquitous boogers! Squishy and cool! Ubiquitous means it's the EVERYWHERE rule!

SQUELCH!

But WHY is there goo in so many places? Mucus is GUARDING your insidey spaces! Germs float in — ACHOO! — they try to get through But they get STUCK! In the GOO! And they're THROUGH!

Mucus is sticky, mucus is thick It catches the bad stuff super quick! A germ trap! A dust trap! A slimy bodyguard! Ubiquitous mucus is working so hard!

Ubiquitous boogers! Ubiquitous goo! Yoo-BIK-wih-tus means EVERYWHERE — who knew? Ubiquitous boogers! Squishy and cool! Ubiquitous means it's the EVERYWHERE rule!

SQUELCH!

And boogers? Don't be grossed out, friend — A booger means the mucus did its job in the end! It dried up with the germs all trapped inside — Your booger is a HERO that keeps you fortified!

Ubiquitous boogers! Ubiquitous goo! Yoo-BIK-wih-tus means EVERYWHERE — who knew? Ubiquitous boogers! Squishy and cool! Ubiquitous means it's the EVERYWHERE rule!

SQUELCH!

Don't pick it. Just kidding. We all do.

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