Santa's High-Tech Workshop
Santa's workshop has gone fully automated — autonomous sleigh, GPT-chatting reindeer, blockchain naughty list, drone delivery. The kicker: the robots do the busy work so kindness has room to grow.
Santa's in his workshop, but he's put his feet up high His sleigh is now autonomous, and guided by AI The reindeer got a software update, Rudolph's nose is LED And Blitzen's chatting with a GPT, learning with great glee!
The real elves aren't making toys, they're typing on machines They're debugging all the teddy bears and coding jelly beans Mrs. Claus just asked Alexa to bake the Christmas pie And the kitchen knows the recipe—it learned from Gemini!
Santa's in his workshop, but he's put his feet up high His sleigh is now autonomous, and guided by AI The reindeer got a software update, Rudolph's nose is LED And Blitzen's chatting with a GPT, learning with great glee!
The naughty list is automated, it updates with a ding! The nice list runs on blockchain now—it tracks everything! The presents wrap themselves up tight with robots on the line And the drones deliver faster than those reindeer every time!
Santa's in his workshop, but he's put his feet up high His sleigh is now autonomous, and guided by AI The reindeer got a software update, Rudolph's nose is LED And Blitzen's chatting with a GPT, learning with great glee!
But here's the secret, kids, that Santa wants you to know The robots do the busy work so kindness has room to grow Stay curious, stay creative, let your imagination fly Learn to work WITH the robots and you'll reach up to the sky!
So Merry Merry Christmas from Supernal dot AI Santa's waving at you now—wait, why won't he blink his eye? His smile is stuck, his arm's on loop, he's frozen in the snow… Looks like Santa needs a reboot—Merry Christmas! …Ho. Ho.