Show It a Thousand Times

Show it a dog, show it again! A big one, a small one, a wet one in the rain! WOOF! That's a dog. WOOF! That's a dog. Show it a thousand, show it ten more, Spotty one, floppy one, snoring on the floor!

[KID] Does it KNOW it's a dog? [MACHINE] Nope — I just count the barks and wiggles in my nog!

[KID] Like how I learned the word "red"? [MACHINE] Heard it a thousand times — it stuck in your head!

Show it a dog, show it again! A bouncy one, a barky one, a wiggly-butt show! A muddy one, a grumpy one, running high and low! ARF! A poodle, a puppy, a buddy named Ben — WOOF WOOF WOOF — it's stuck in my brain! Show it once more and I'll say it again!

Show it a dog, show it again! WOOF! WOOF! Here we go again!

Then a mop rolled by — oh no, oh no, Fluffy and floppy, swishing on the go! The machine yelled "DOG!" BZZZT! It bonked on a mop — the goofiest quiz!

[KID] That's a MOP, you goofy machine!

Show it a dog, show it again, Show it the mop — new pattern, and THEN — WOOF! That's a dog! swish That's a mop! Show it a thousand — and THEN it'll stop!